Nerdfighter singing montage: I need Harry Potter like a Grindylow needs water
And as Saturday approaches my need grows
Accio Deathly Hallows
Incendio book sales embargoes
It’ll be like phoenix tears on a broken nose
Yeah, Accio Deathly Hallows

(2008 Intro)

Hello John it’s July 18th and I have a lot of really good news for you! A year ago today I recorded a song that pretty much changed my life! It was a song about Harry Potter, and it came out right before Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows came out, and I was really excited. And so to celebrate the anniversary of the song that changed my life, I wrote another song about Harry Potter.

Also I want to thank the Nerdfighters for working together to get Accio Deathly Hallows up to ONE MILLION VIEWS! That’s a pretty good anniversary present. And to say thank you, I have finally, I think, figured out a way to fix My Pants. If you don’t know what that means, that’s OK, but if you do, then you know that it’s really good news. Because My Pants has always been central to the Nerdfighter community and for a long time a lot of people have been locked out because the spam filter has been out of control and I think that I’ve got that under control.

So you get a song and you get My Pants back. And I hope that you enjoy them both. Cue the music!

(singing)
I know I’m not the only one
Who wants to know more about Harry’s sons
I really do think that there’s an unwritten story
And I think it’s time to put fingers to keys.

I know a lot of people probably want to know more
About Grindelwald and Dumbledore
I really do think that they both batted lefty
And I think that there’s probably a good story there
For book eight
I want a book eight
I want a book eight!

And I want J. K. Rowling to say that
The epilogue was crap because we all know it was crap
And I want J. K. Rowling to say that
Voldemort had a son
And the story’s just begun
And I want J. K. Rowling to say
That she’s writing book eight
I know a lot of people probably wanna hear the tale
Of the mysterious veil
I really do think it’s a dimensional portal
And I think Sirius is in Middle Earth

And I know I want to hear the one
About Hagrid’s dad and Hagrid’s mom
I really do think that that’s nearly impossible
And I think there’s probably a good story there
For book eight
I want a book eight
I want a book eight

And I want J. K. Rowling to say that
The epilogue was crap because we all know it was crap
And I want J. K. Rowling to say that
Voldemort had a son
And the story’s just begun
And I want J. K. Rowling to say
That she’s writing book eight
She could call it Harry Potter and the Pillar of Storgé
Or Harry Potter and the Map of the Realm of Narnia
Or Harry Potter and the Starfighters of Adumar
Or Harry Potter and the Paper Towns
Or Harry Potter and the Knights Who Say Ni
Or Harry Potter and the Nerdfighters!
Oh, Harry Potter! 

Oh, I want a book eight!
Oh, I want a book eight
I want a book eight
Oh, Harry Potter!

I really do think there’s an unwritten story
 and I think that it’s time to put fingers to keys for book eight.

(talking)
Thank you all for an amazing year since Accio Deathly Hallows. Thank you all for an amazing Nerdfighter experience in general. I hope that you enjoy My Pants and I hope that you enjoyed that song and John, I will see you soon.

And if you’re going to try to punish me for being over four minutes, there was indeed a montage! Thank goodness for the montage exception or the songs would be hard. OK, bye!