Jory: Fail! Vanguard 1, although being the oldest satellite currently in space, was not the first launched up there. That award goes to Sputnik 1, and of course, you know Sputnik 2 and Explorer 1 were both launched before Vanguard as well, although since, they've all come down.

Jonny: And now, here's your last chance to redeem yourself.

Jory: Due to the lack of gravity, men experience a marked increase in their "lightsaber" while in space.

Jonny: OR

China has released a set of 100 requirements for would-be Chinese astronauts, and they're kinda ridiculous too. The would-be astronauts can't have any cavities, they can't have bad breath, they can't have any scars on their body, and for three generations in their family, they can have no history of serious illness.

Truth or fail! You only got two choices, they're over this way, mmm, over there.

Jory: Yeah

Jonny: Over there, that way.