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What is the evolutionary reasoning behind us having hair in our booty crack? Like why is it?
Hank: Despite my protestations, no on in the scientific community is taking this question seriously! I have several hypotheses that apparently no one is willing to test. Would you like to hear them? What I'm hearing is a resounding no. I just like, I don't-- I heard just like a chorus of no. I don't know, maybe I imagined it but it sounded like a bunch of people said "nooooo I don't". So if you want me to answer the question I'm gonna-- I'm gonna need to see some enthusiasm. That's all. I just need to see some enthusiasm. Do you wanna hear my theories about why we have butt hair? Ass crack hair specifically. I need enthusiasm.