Good morning Hank, it's Saturday! Saturday? Saturday!

That's right Hank, it's that rarest of flowers, a Saturday Brotherhood 2.0 video!

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And not only is it Saturday, but it's also question Tuesday! The day that I answer real questions from real nerdfighters!

Q: I wanna meet you!
A: That's not a question, but I'm still happy to provide an answer. You can meet me this Monday, like the day after tomorrow, at the Elizabeth Public Library in Elizabeth, New Jersey at 4 pm! Or if it's more convenient to you, I'll also be in Sydney, Australia at 7pm on June 3rd, more info in the side bar!

Q: Do you have upper body strength?
A: (raises ottoman above head.) Yeah only like a ton of it! Even though that ottoman was hollow, I'm still sweating a little.

Q: How's life?
A: Good, thanks! Just answering some questions.

Q: What's your favorite color of peep?
A: One of my problem with peeps is that they don't change flavor when they change color. And I've always believed that flavor and color should be correlated. I have the same problem with M&M's.

Q: How do I get my YouTube videos to load faster?
A: Well, it's helpful if you travel very close to the speed of light while your uploading.

NERD JOKES! NERD JOKES! NERD JOKES!

Q: Are you going to answer this question?
A: No. Absolutely n... SNOOD! I just answered it!

Q: Why do your questions get louder as you go?
A: Because I'm hurrying trying to fit in all the questions!

Q: Who created the original DFTBA acronym?
A: My friend Katie Els.

Q:Why won't you accept my Facebook friend request?
A: I'm really sorry, but Facebook won't let me have anymore friends! Seriously!

Q: Zebras or monkeys?
A: I'll tell you one thing! I prefer Zebra- monkeys to Monkey- zebras.

Q: Will you go to prom with me?
A: No, but I am happy to ask someone on your behalf!

Q: Favorite Mountain Goat song?
A: Up the Wolves.

Q: Was Hank's book any good?
A: ACK! I still haven't read it!

Q: Have you lost weight?
A: Don't be mean.

Q: Favorite joke?
A: Billy was a chemist's son but Billy is no more! What he thought was H2O was H2SO4. Hey!

Q: What's your Wii tennis score?
A: 2399.

Q: Favorite punctuation?
A: Interrobang?!

Q: John, Will the world end in 2012?
A: Oh come on, eschatological anxiety was so 1999.

Q: What's your favorite part about libraries?
A: Free books! Also, secret super hero librarians!

Q: How do you get a nerdfighter to notice that you romantically like him?
A: I find that the best way is to say, "Nerdfighter. I romantically like you."

Q: Has your opinion on Zombies vs Unicorns changed since 2007?
A: (holds up team zombie shirt) Only in the sense that I hate unicorns more than ever.

Q: Do you think anyone actually reads books anymore?
A: I don't just think it, I have like extensive empirical evidence that people still read books.

Q: Is it okay if I teach your happy dance during my aerobics class?
A: Well, first off, I don't think that happy dances can be copyrighted. And second off, (does happy dance.)
That was not just an exclamation of happiness, but also permission to use my happy dance in your aerobics class.

Hank, thanks for the truly made of awesome song this week.
Nerdfighters, thanks for all of your questions! If you've got more leave them in comments!

And Hank, you'll see me tomorrow!