[whispering] I have a secret!

It's not actually—it's not really that much of a secret.

I have a little backstory. Okay, let's start with the fact that back in 2008, maybe, John liked pizza and had a mustache, and then somebody—Valerie—made art that was John with a mustache and the word "pizza" under it, and that became Pizza John.

And then also in 2007 we started doing a project called the Project for Awesome where we raised money for charities, and we put the money—we actually have a real live foundation called the Foundation to Decrease Worldsuck, which is a nonprofit organization that distributes funds to good, cool organizations and we're doing a charity calendar this year that's a Pizza Johns charity calendar.

And what's going to be in the Pizza Johns charity calendar? Art, by people who want to do cool things with Pizza John. You can find out about it at the link in the description. So 1) you can buy the calendar, and that money will go to charities through the Project for Awesome and the Foundation to Decrease Worldsuck, 2) if you want to do cool Pizza John art so that we can make a cool calendar for charity, you can do that too. Go to the link in the description and check it out.

[no longer whispering] ...there's no reason why I'm being so quiet, honestly. It's—I have... it's... uh...

Not even a baby sleeping in here.