Wickham: My name is George Wickham, and I am dating Lydia Bennet.

Lydia: Stop it! These are not Lizzie's videos, and we are not dating!

Wickham: We've hung out every night this week. You've stayed over, a lot. In a sleeping kinda way. I'm a gentleman. 

Lydia: I told you, it's just kinda empty and creepy at home right now, with all the sounds and the shadows. I mean, I could go stay with Mary, but she has her own life. And so do you! You don't have to be here either.

Wickham: Silly girl. You are a part of my life! Come on, I like you staying over. I just want you to admit that we're dating. Unless there's somebody else. That Brent guy maybe.

Lydia: If you watch my videos you know the answer to that.

Wickham: Alright, just checking. I am allowed to be jealous of other guys hanging around you. And you were pretty vague on the subject. Hey, you can talk to me, if you want to. You know that, right? I care about you. And so do they. 

Lydia: I mean, it's nothing, it was a long time ago, I just... he started saying a bunch of things that weren't true, and people believed him, that's all.

Wickham: The old high school rumour mill, I know it well. As long as you know who you are, that's all that matters. I know it's been a few years, but d'you want me to beat him up for you?

Lydia: [laughing] What? No!

Wickham: 'Cause I'll totally beat him up for you. I mean, I mean, come on! Oh, d'you need more proof?

Lydia: No, no it's okay. 

Wickham: Wow, not the Bennet I was expecting that reaction from. Alright, I wont do it if you don't want me to. But I'll totally kick the little pug's ass if you want me to, I mean someone's gotta look out for ya. 

Now I have an important question for you. Do you want to see my awesome roundhouse? Mmm?

Lydia: Yeah.

Wickham: Mmm. Great! First admit that we're dating. 

Lydia: Ah!

Wickham: Come on, admit it! 

Lydia: Ohhhhh... 'Kay. We're... dating.

[both laughing]

Wickham: Yeah we are! Come on! Ooh rah!

[outro plays]