[Hank] Good morning, John.

[John] No, it's my video. Good morning, Hank. It's Tuesday.

[Hank] Do you want to start it off?

[John] No, I like that.

[Hank] That was good.

[John] Hey, listen, y'all, we just went to Rax.

[Hank] We did.

[John] Rax has been Rax. So if you got that Project for Awesome perk, it's coming to you soon. But now we're gonna do a Question Tuesday video from our road trip. We had to take a five hour road trip to get to Rax. It could have been a four hour road trip, but I drove 30 minutes in the wrong direction. I'd like to say that's the kind of thing I don't do regularly, but in fact, it's the kind of thing I do do regularly.

[Hank] Speaking of do doing regularly - Metamucil.

[John] No, not until they give you another brand deal.

[Hank] John, do you want to do a Question Tuesday? A day where we answer real questions from real Nerdfighters from this candle factory?

[John] Live from outside the candle factory.

[Hank] A lot of port-a-poties at that candle factory. What are they feeding them in there?

[John] Metamucil?

[Hank] John is committed to the bumpier of the two lanes.

[John] Well, I believe that you're in the right lane unless you're passing.

[Hank] Well, that's why I guess this one's more torn up, because people are following the rules.

[John] Yeah, I don't - I don't see the need to go over there because they're going faster than the speed limit, and I'm a speed limit guy.

[Hank] He is a speed limit guy. It's true. Devin says, "No questions, just have fun." Maybe do some car karaoke? Where's your phone?

[John] We can just do acapella karaoke.

[Hank] I can do it.

[John] What was that song you were just singing?

[Hank] Oh, the fastball song? Anyone can see the road that we walk on it’s paved in gold.

[John] Anyone can see the Rax that we’re going to is in Ohio. We wanted a sandwich. We had a sandwich there. Give me more Rax lyrics. You're a songwriter.

[Hank] Everybody needs the - Everybody knows that John and Hank wanted something to eat, so we went to Rax to

[Hank & John] get some roast beef.

[John] Yeah.

[Hank] it's always horsey or honey mustard sauce today.

[John] That's perfect. We did it. Next question.

Hank] Anna wants to know who of -

[John] Anyone can see the Rax that we went to is a little rundown.

[Hank] It's not exactly in the best part of town.

[John] Yes!

[Hank] It's next to Sunoco. A long way away from the exit. Anna says, "Who of you is the Taskmaster? And who is Alex Horne?" Be honest about yourself.

[John] I think I'm the taskmaster.

[Hank] Yeah! "What did you get at Rax", Riley asks.

[John] So we got a total of four sandwiches, one of which was for me and three of which were for Hank. My childhood order of a Rax sandwich The Big Boy. 

[Hank] Yeah, the big boy. Big Roast Beef Boy.

[John] Big Roast Beef Boy. And then Hank got a roast beef sandwich, a beef and cheddar, and this, like, weird roast beef. Lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise.

[Hank] Yeah. It was like a hoagie - almost. Like, yeah.

[John] I thought the standard roast beef sandwich was the best.

[Hank] Yeah.

[John] Here's what I'll say about Rax.

[Hank] Yeah.

[John] I went in with low expectations, and they were exceeded.

[Hank] They were. I mean, the. It's a. Like, the. To get to the Rax we drove past, like, five fast food restaurants.

[John] Yeah, including an Arby's.

[Hank] And - but the Rax was not not busy.

[John] No. People were going to Rax.

[Hank] Like, there were. There was a line of cars in the drive through.

[John] And only a few of those people were waiting to meet us.

[Hank] Melissa wants to know who picks the music, driver or shotgun?

[John] We're not listening to music.

[Hank] We haven't listened to a scrap of music except for us singing Rax parodies. Galileo had a hunger that's insatiable for Rax.

[John] The reason that we're not listening to music is because we don't get to talk that much. Like, we don't get to hang out in-person that much. So we're just hanging out. We're just chatting. I'm gonna rent that sign.

[Hank] The one that says for rent? What do you want to say?

[John] Instead of all this Jesus stuff, I'm gonna be like, "Have we thought about the other gods?"

[Hank] Yeah, that's what it's gonna say. Wait a second. Wait a second. How do we know if ours is the right one, though?

[John] I would have a sign that was like, "Zeus. Follow him."

[Hank] That's funny. I think some people would like that. I think that the people who didn't like it would be wrong.

[John] Yeah, yeah. That's a good vibe.

[Hank] Yeah.

[John] That's not being provocative.

[Hank] It's not super mean.

[John] It's just trying to bring back Zeus, man.

[Hank] Yeah.

[John] Like, American Gods style.

[Hank] Yeah. I don't know what Zeus is asking for exactly, but do it.

[John] He's asking for devotion. Like all the gods. They're very uncomplicated in some ways.

[Hank] Just pay attention to me.

[John] Yeah. Worship at my altar.

[Hank] I want goats.

[John] Give me the goat.

[Hank] Give me goats. I want more goats.

[John] They make me happy.

[Hank] I want their blood.

[John] I don't feel good until I have a goat. I don't think Zeus is going to be pleased with our impersonation of him at all.

[Hank] Hera, they're not giving me goats anymore. Will Turtles All the Way Down be available to watch in the UK?

[John] Yes.

[Hank] What about the Netherlands?

[John] It'll be available in all of these places streaming on HBO Max, Max, or this. Here's the list.

[Hank] Uh-huh. You gonna put it on screen? Oh, I see it. There it is. I see it now.

[John] It comes out May 2nd in most places, including the United States. The movie's so good. Nobody paid me to say that. In fact, they can't pay me to say that, which is part of the reason I took the deal that I took.

[Hank] John?

[John] Yeah.

[Hank] If I got Ratatouille’d, maybe Zeus under the hat.

[John] Zeus - yeah, he seems chill. Hank, thanks for doing question Tuesday with me from our road trip here in eastern Indiana. And as they say in my hometown - [Hank burps]

[John] Don't forget to burp up Rax.