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Duration:02:46
Uploaded:2007-10-31
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Lyrics and Explanation Here:
http://brotherhood2.com/mypants/viewtopic.php?pid=133746#p133746

In which Hank raps...poorly...about nerdy ladies. I've always wanted to put "explicit" on one my songs...and finally one calls for it!

Lyrics:
I was downloading anime on IRC
when this random girl sent me a DCC
She said she recognized my IP
If I was round down town we could meet for tea
Well I bet myself there's one thing she's not got
and that's anything remotely resembling hot
but that bet was blown
when I was shown
the curves on which she stowed her iPhone
I never could've known
how much she'd pwn
I thought to mysefl "yep, that's a girl I'd bone"
NerdGurl

She's my nerd girl and there's no girl better, hot bod under a baggy sweater
she knows just what gets me hard
like that scene with Data and Tasha Yar
NerdGurl

Now she's sittin on the carpet playin Halo 3
Comparin' the PS3 to the 360
and she snipes a double kill
with remarkable skill
if I can get this girl to marry me I think that I will
NerdGurl

It's Gurl with a URL preceeded by a G
She's hotter than susan sarandon was when she was in rocky
And when I finally got that girl to come home with me
she screamed
touchatouchatoucha touch me!!
TNG DND or BSG
It's an infinite variety
And she never wants to watch the OC
But she will watch Hentai with me
NerdGurl

She's my NerdGurl and there's no gurl better
She says that nothing gets her wetter
than Captain Kirk in a baggy sweater
NerdGurl

Boom badaboom bum


HERE ARE A LOT OF LINKS TO NERDFIGHTASTIC THINGS:

Shirts and Stuff: http://dftba.com/artist/30/Vlogbrothers
Hank's Music: http://dftba.com/artist/15/Hank-Green
John's Books: http://amzn.to/j3LYqo

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Hank's Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/hankgreen
Hank's Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/hankimon
Hank's tumblr: http://edwardspoonhands.tumblr.com

John's Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/realjohngreen
John's Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/johngreenfans
John's tumblr: http://fishingboatproceeds.tumblr.com

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Other Channels
Crash Course: http://www.youtube.com/crashcourse
SciShow: http://www.youtube.com/scishow
Gaming: http://www.youtube.com/hankgames
VidCon: http://www.youtube.com/vidcon
Hank's Channel: http://www.youtube.com/hankschannel
Truth or Fail: http://www.youtube.com/truthorfail

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Nerdfighteria
http://effyeahnerdfighters.com/
http://effyeahnerdfighters.com/nftumblrs
http://reddit.com/r/nerdfighters
http://nerdfighteria.info/

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Good morning John, it's Wednesday, October 31st, it's Halloween and this song is for all the ladies, all the nerdy ladies.

You know who you are. (singing)I was downloading anime on IRC when this random girl sent me a DCC She said she recognized my IP If I was round down town we could meet for tea Well I bet myself there's one thing she's not got and that's anything remotely resembling hot but that bet was blown when I was shown the curves on which she stowed her iPhone I never could've known how much she'd pwn I thought to myself "yep, that's a girl I'd bone" NerdGurl She's my nerd girl and there's no girl better, there's a hot bod under that baggy sweater she knows just what gets me hard like that scene with Data and Tasha Yar NerdGurl Now she's sittin on the carpet playin Halo 3 Comparin' the PS3 to the 360 and she pops a double kill with remarkable skill if I can get this girl to marry me I think that I will NerdGurl It's Gurl with a URL preceded by a G She's hotter than Susan Sarandon was when she was in Rocky And when I finally got that girl to come home with me she screamed toucha-toucha-toucha touch me!! TNG DND or BSG It's an infinite variety And she never wants to watch the OC But she will watch hentai with me NerdGurl She's my NerdGurl and I don't regret her She says nothing gets her wetter than Captain Kirk in a tight-knit sweater NerdGurl (talking)I love you nerdy ladies. Sorry it wasn't about Halloween.

I don't have much pre-planning capability. This was the lyric sheet. I wrote it in three spurts, one last night, one on a plane, um, but mostly it was written while I was on caffeine in bed after Katherine and my dad proposed the idea in North Carolina.

It would sound a lot better if I knew what I was doing. (beatboxes) But um, it was fun to do, so I hope you all liked it. That's all. John, I will see you tomorrow.