J: Good morning Hank, it's Tuesday, and-
H: Would you like a chippy butty?
J: Ohhh, he made a chippy butty. Ohhh, he really did it.
H: Chippy butty, chippy butty. It's not chippy butty. It's just chip butty
J: But it feels like it should be chippy butty. It's just mayonnaise, bread-
H: You didn't have any brown sauce, so I put fish sauce on.
J: [Groan of disgust]
H: [Squelch]
J: [More groans of disgust] God that looks awful. It's just carb on carb on carb.
H: It needs more mayonnaise.
J: What do you think of platypuses?
H: Bfft, I think they're fantastic.
J: For me, it's a take it or leave it thing.
H: Like if you could kill the last platypus...
J: No, Hank! Of course I would not kill-
H: It's just like walking slowly toward a garbage disposal-
J: And I-
H: You could either save it or not.
H and J: [Laughs]
H: And you're like- "Ah, take it or leave it."
J: It's like the trolley problem, but if you flip the switch nothing bad happens. Can't believe you're still eating it. I can't believe it's still happening.
H: There was a hair.
J: Can I identify whose it is? That's-that's Sarah's.
J: Hank, do you believe "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger"?
H: Um. No.
J: No.
H: I think it can go either way.
J: Yeah, sometimes things that don't kill you make you stronger. 
H: Yeah.
J: Like exercise. 
H: [Laugh]
H:I think it's really a person-to-person situation this situation.
J: I don't know about you, but lots of bad things have happened to me that didn't me stronger at all. Like labyrinthitis. It just made my life worse.
H: For a while.
J: No still, like a little bit worse.
H: Oh right, right. I was thinking of cellulitis. Sorry, you have a lot of diseases.
J: Ohhh. I have a lot of -itis'. I'm heavy on the -itis.
H: Heavy on the -itis is going to the name of your memoir. Man, that's great.
J:  [Laugh]
J: Hank, what are your thoughts on the upcoming F1 season?
H: Pbbbb. I think that, I think that is a car thing.
J: Oh, that's impressive. I didn't think you would know that.
H: In my head, here's what I have. Somewhat dependent on Russian oligarchs?
J:To be fair, it relies on dirty money from all over the world.
H: I see, gotcha.
J: Have you every heard of the following names: Louis Hamilton?
H: I knew a guy named Louis who was actually from a town called Hamilton. He was like a biking advocate.
J: And indeed, Louis Hamilton also enjoys...
H: transportation.
J: ...wheeled transportation.
H: [Laugh]
J: Have you ever heard of Max Verstappen?
H: Max Verstappen though, unlike that other guy, sounds like an F1 driver.
J: He does.
H: I'm just saying. If I heard his name, Max Verstatten, or whatever, I'm like yeah, that guy sounds like an F1 driver.
J: All right. 
H: It's like the guy who operated my hand when I got my tendon...
J: Yes
H: ...was named Dr. Hand
J: I had a doctor, an anesthesiologist...
H: Uh huh. Dr. Sleepy!
J: ... named Dr. House.
H: Oh wow.
J: Like House MD.
H: Yeah yeah.
J: And he's like putting the anesthesia in, and he says I'm Dr. House or whatever, and I'm like Hey do you know there's also a doct-- ohhh.
H: [Laugh]
J: And I assume that's why he became an anesthesiologist.
H: Just like: I don't want to hear this.
J: I don't want to hear that joke over and over and over again. Y'know. He's like, that other anesthesiologist haves you count back from 10. I have you tell me you've seen a show called House.
H: [Laugh]
J: Please don't- You just got it near my face on purpose. I would really wish vlogbrothers had smell-o-vision so that everybody could be in the boat I'm in right now.
H: They're good chips.
J: Yeah yeah, no they're really good. They're from- They're local french fries. [Laugh]
J: Hank, what are some things that you do when you don't feel inspired?
H: Read? 
J: Mmm.
H: Always helps, though it's hard to make myself do it.
J: What I do is I yell at myself, and I say like, "YOU IDIOT! GET TO WORK!", and that is totally ineffective, but I've been doing it for 40 years. So it's hard t- it's hard to break the habit.
H: We have to make a lot of stuff and I regularly am like: It's Thursday. I need to make a video and I don't what I going to make my video about. And having gone from the place of "I think this is a disaster, and it's not going to happen", to "The next day there is a video, and it's good." I've had that happen enough times that it doesn't freak me out as much as it used to. I'm sorry that you didn't get to try any of my chippy butt. 
J: You keep making the name of it worse. The name was terrible to start, and it just gets worse.
H: I'm glad that we have a lot of British fans. They can feel... insulted?
J: I'm a big believer in cultural humility, but that is a bad sandwich.
H: [Laugh]
J: Hank, I will continue to see you right now. I'm gonna go hang out with your son.