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In which the FIFA 11 Swindon Town Swoodilypoopers finish their season with many goals and celebrations.

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Not a confirmed "yes" - Oh, you know what is a confirmed "yes"... BALD JOHN GREEN!!!! IT'S A GOAL!!! D. MCGOLDRILOCKS IN THE 90TH MINUTE!! YES!!! Come on! YES... OH... [gibberish] Look at other John Green! He's an unstoppable machine... oh. He was stopped. ...want to be forever alone, OH, IT'S A GOAL!!! It's BASANTA CLAUS! [singing] You better not... [talking] What is... I don't even know the words! It's so rare! Ah... [singing] you better watch out, you better not pout, you... better not cry, I'm telling you why, Basanta Claus is scoring some goals. The only statistic that matters, is that we're winning. He's doing that thing where he takes it into the corner, he passes to his husband... he passes to his husband... AND HE PUTS IT IN THAT BACK OF THE NET!!! OH! JOHN GREEN! OH! TO JOHN GREEN! Oh... come on. Bald... YES!!! Oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, robot, robot! Oh, oh, oh, oh, YES!!! Oh, it's D. McGoldrilocks! He's big, he's red, he's found the perfect bed, D. McGoldrilocks! I mean, look at that! Look at that finishing quality! He closes so well. I've also read that he's good live, but I did hear that from someone I don't trust very much, so... who knows? OH... FRENCH THE LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LALLANA! [sings] La la la la laa, la laa la la laa, la la la la laa, French the Lallana... YES! YES!! ONE GOAL AWAY!! COME ON, BOYS!! Oh! Lauren. That's morbid. OH! IT'S IN THE NET!!! OHHHHHHH.... DISTANCE SHOCKER!!! D. McGoldrilocks... TO OTHER JOHN GREEN! IT'S 2-NIL! Go to your husband. Go to your husband! Don't let them catch you! Oh! He just wants to give him a hug! Oh, he ran into the wrong side of the field. [laughs] Oh, he's a beautiful man, other John Green, but not the brightest... WE DID, WE WON THE PREMIER LEAGUE!!! OH, OH! FROM LEAGUE ONE, TO THE CHAMPIONS OF ENGLAND!!! It seemed impossible, but now we are diving to the town end, and applauding you! Thank you for your support these last seasons, I hope that you will follow us into FIFA 13, however that may happen... oh, it couldn't have happened any other way, AND IT DIDN'T!!! THE BARCLAYS PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS, SWINDON TOWN!!!