I wake up in my race car bed,
Tame the puff that's on my head,
My feet are cold as they hit the floor,
I don't think I'm home anymore...

John shouts "Hank, I don't mean to scare ya,
But I think that we woke up in Nerdfighteria,
Settle down now, clear the area,
Then look out the window."

'Cause I don't know what it is that I can see
This place is like the Internet, but it's all in 3-D.

There's no place that I'd rather be
Than living here with my nerdy friends
Making videos happily
On Nerdfighteria Island.

Dressing up like I did in high school,
Taking sexy photographs,
Talking of women who like men
And giraffes who like giraffes.

Let's go down to Nerdfighteria City,
Where the roads are paved with peeps.
And everyone is so witty,
And there are no perverted creeps.

'Cause I don't know what it is that I can see
This place is like the Internet, but it's all in 3-D.

There's nothing that I'd rather eat
Than foods that perfectly blend.
God, I love smoothies made of meat
On Nerdfighteria Island

There's certain rules you should obey,
Like never ever FTBA.
And now I come to think of it,
Let's take that worldsuck down a bit.

We don't care one iota
About Winner, South Dakota.
Now that we have our awesome island,
With awesome seas and awesome awesome.

But I don't know what it is that I can see
This place is like the Internet, but it's all in 3-D.

There's no place that I'd rather be
Than living here with my nerdy friends
Making videos happily
On Nerdfighteria Island.

On Nerdfighteria Island,
On Nerdfighteria Island.