Robot: Hello. I am Robot.

Ninja: And I am Ninja.

R: We are from the web series "Robot, Ninja & Gay Guy".

N: Welcome to the Robot and Ninja edition of Truth or Fail, the best game show on YouTube.

R: We are gonna give you two facts.

N: And it is your job to decide which one of them is true.

Gay Guy: Oh hey guys. What are we doing?

R: We are playing Truth or Fail on YouTube.

G: Sweet. Can I play?

N: Uh, well it only works with two facts, really. Robot facts, ninja facts.

G: Well, who's to say there can't be three facts?

R: There can be and I was prepared for just a moment, for just this moment. So yes, you can play. I've prepared some Gay Guy facts.

G: Sweet, OK, let's go!

R: Alright Gay Guy.

G: I have a name.

R: You can't sit there.

G: Wh- wh- why?

R: There's gonna be graphics right in here.

G: Oh OK. Wh...

R: There'll be graphics here.

G: OK, where do I sit?

R: Sit there.

G: Oh, OK. 'scuse me for a second. Pardon me. 'scuse me. Sorry, sorry. OK. Alright, alright, alright.

N: Good. All comfortable.

G: Oh come on! Seriously? I'm n... I'm barely on the screen!

R: Fact number one: The first robot was built in the 1600s by French King Louis XIV.

N: Fact number two: Ninjas are most often employed by Japanese lords called Daimyo. One way for a Daimyo to test the skills of a ninja was to steal his pillow as he slept.

G: Or fact three: Gay people invented rainbows. Really? Really.

N: Choose your answer.