You were wrong sucker!
In fact transport for London claims 184,000 items are lost on the London Underground every year. For a city of over 7,000,000 people that's actually not that bad, especially when you consider the fact that I leave my mothers umbrella on the bus about once a fortnight.

Fact number 1:
John Lennon was made a member of the order of the British empire by her majesty the queen.
Fact number two:
The great fire of London killed more Londoners than the black plague.

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