John: So here is the current update at Project for Awesome Headquarters. Ransom Riggs is here with me, one of my best friends from college and he is...

Ransom: Good morning

John: Already stressed out.

Ransom: Yeah, a little bit but it’s, uh, going really well. We’re gonna crash all the servers.

John No! You’re GAAHHH! So not because he’s here but because he’s awesome, one of the videos that we’re featuring in the next round is Ransom’s video about boobs. So click on Ransom’s face or his awesome Argyle Sweater to find out which video we are currently commenting upon, or I guess which upon…

Ransom: Upon which we are currently…

John: Commenting video.

Ransom: Having commented.

John: Video

Ransom: Video

John: Yeah.

Ransom: Yeah.

John: We went to college together. (Ransom laughs) So now we’re just gonna do nothing to bore them into clicking so that they can go to the video and comment like crazy. Remember, every comment is worth a penny.

Ransom: Staring contest.

John: AAAAAAAAHH! I’m gonna win this because I don’t blink.