Craig: Hi, I'm Craig, I don't have legs.  (Laughs)

(mental_floss intro)

Rich with the beta carotene--accentdentahaccident--beta carotene antioxidants.  The beta carotene accidents.  I can't say that...at all.

Now obviously, the answer to this is that pfft, no.

Ehhh.

These wabes--wabes?  What's a wabe?

It comes from milk but, bladabladaboo.

*sigh*  This never would have happened on Draft Day.

You make my mucus membrane vibrate.

A layer of mesh--(noises)

I'm gonna get through it, don't you worry about it.

Hmm hmm hmm, mi, mi, mi

(claps)

(blows raspberry)

(smacks lips)

Before I started mental_floss, I was a pathetic little butterfly, caterpillar.

Hee, hoo, haa, hoo!

What you talkin' about, Craig?  My feet don't smell!

Merriam and Webster don't call me anymore, I don't know if we're friends.

(tongue noises)

ahbadababablahblah.

I hit myself in the face when I was counting.  I won't eat you though, that's an expression.

That would have got, with the cannibalism, that would have not been good.

Why do I often make cannibalism jokes at the end of these?

(burps)  I'm so gassy when I do these videos.

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.  Oh my God.  lol

I can't get through this.  I can get through this.  I got this.  

Decreasing sweat production, (frustrated grunts)  Decreasing the size of blood vessels!

This is important, guys, this joke is important.  

Yes!

If you've been paying attention, you should know that.  I'm gonna go.  Bye.  

Yep, it's the end.

Thanks for watching mental_floss on YouTube made by (laughs) Hm.  I don't know how--hm.  Pee you next week.