(Intro) Good morning, John.

I don't know if you've seen this, and in case you haven't I wanted to bring it to your attention. There was a young Nerdfighter in Indianapolis, Indiana who went to get the book that you signed and she recorded her experience, and she was very excited. And I also kind of experienced the awesome of this video in an unusual way.

First, I want to say that I have permission of the person who made this video, uh, to use this footage. Second, I want to say that I am in no way making fun of her. I'm a little bit in awe of her, actually, and I wanted to experience the awesomeness of Nerdfighteria in a different way, and then I wanted to let you all experience the awesome that I experienced through the way that I experienced it and that is what is about to be shown to you.

I hope that you enjoy it. You may want to turn your speakers down a little bit. Sorry if the camera's shaking, but right now I'm like speeding to Half Price Books to try and pick up, um, the book that John Green just showed he was signing that Maureen Johnson book, and I'm going to try and get there.

I can't remember, I can't remember, I can't remember the alphabet. I can't remember, I can't remember, I can't remember the alphabet. Wait.

Wait. Wait-wait-wait-wait-waitwaitwaitwait-w-w-w-w-w-w-wait. Oh my god oh my god oh my god!

Aaaahhh! Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god! Aaaahhh! oh my oh my oh my aaaahhhh!

Oh my god oh my god oh my god! Aaaahhh! Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god!

Aaaahhh! Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god! I got it!

I got it! I got it! I got it!

I can't believe I got it! I got it! I got it!

I got it! I got it! I can't believe I got aaaaahhhh!

I got it! I got it! I got it!

I got it! I can't believe I got it! I got it!

I got it! I got it! I got it!

I can't believe I got aaaaahhhh! yah yah yahyahyah! aaaahhh aaaahh aaaahhh! Is that really your signature? Aaaahh!

Is that really-is that really-is that really your signature? It's like J... J scribble.

Aaahhh! J... J scribble.

Aaaahhh! J.... J scribble.

J scribble. J scribble. J scribble.

K bye. Thank you very much to Marion for letting me use that. I've obviously changed clothes since I made the beginning part of the video.

And you can subscribe to her channel right here. Hey hey, isn't that pretty cool? Yeah!

John, I hope you appreciate how much you are loved in this world. I love you, the nerdfighters love you, we all love you. I can't imagine anyone having that reaction when going to EcoGeek. "Aaahh." No, not really.

Nerdfighters, I have it on good authority that you will see me performing a song about Star Trek in the next week or so; and John, I have it on pretty good authority that I will see you this weekend. Marion says subscribe!