hello and welcome to hankgames without ain't my name is John Green manager of the AFC wimbledon wimbly wombly x' apparently we're no longer able to log on to EA comm / en US help /a faq / not able to connect i mean could you not deaf you guys not heard of URL shorteners EA come on we're playing Chelsea today it's a big game we're away from home were at Stamford Bridge but we're not that far away from home because we're still in South London who is going to be the best club in South London will it be Wimbledon or will it be Chelsea this is a huge question because in addition to deciding the best club in South London it may go a long way to deciding the best club in England because these are two teams very very close to the top of the table as we shall see today I'm gonna be solving a problem from Emma you can see that right there AFC Wimbledon number one Chelsea number two 20 games played 18 games to go they are two points behind us this is as big as it gets in FIFA from three years ago there's mister manager a neo I'm solving a problem from Emma the problem is what do you do if you have prolonged exposure to someone you hate but aren't supposed to hate like your grandmother well Emma I I really first off I hope your grandma doesn't watch this program we don't have a lot of grandma viewers but we you know I was gonna say we might have a few but I actually don't think we do so I just want to get first off a quick quick lineup look at mr. manager eeny oh so nervous that his hand is going inside of his jacket he's literally overcoming the forces of physics it's Roffe Oh in goal defensively we've got Kyle Walker Peters cuesta cuesta sands and Mead Z in the midfield we've got Oreo baskets Gua Gua and Anoma and then up front we've got John Green John Green and ohm arson son of Omar we've got Ditka on the bench I decided dico did not have a good game the last couple games and I decided it's time to give Omar sin son of Omar a chance I just I need somebody who's a little more focused on the striking part of striking and a little less focused on the wing play part of striking so the decision that I made I might come to regret it God knows dick o is available if we need him and and we may this is as high-stakes as it gets but that's a really good initial steal from John Green and then he tries to pass two oreo baskets and it goes pretty well and we are on the attack can we make anything of it we need some patient build-up that is that is our middle name these days patient build-up green off the post that'd be pretty cool with my name was John patient buildup green and I've always wanted a nickname like that you know like really any any any really cool badass nickname the only actual nickname I ever had Emma was one time when I was in high school I said that Christian Slater had never made a bad movie and so for a while some of my friends called me cuffs which was the name of this movie that Christian Slater made where he played a cop and he he was his his partner was a dog named cuffs with a k' and it is it is not it not a great movie so they were probably correct in calling me coughs anyway Emma that's not relevant what do you do when you hate your grandma I think first off it depends on why you know family it can be difficult and family can be difficult for all kinds of different reasons so for instance like if you have a family member who doesn't treat you as a full person or who thinks that there's some part of you that that is that it that is wrong or you know or evil or whatever that's that's one thing it's got to be oh my god what a save from Thibaut Courtois when they really needed it to so far we've hit the post and brought out a good safe from Thibaut Courtois but then there are just times when like people in your family are annoying and so like there there are times when people in your family are dangerous to you or or you know you just you just cannot have a good or healthy relationship and and and you try and and and you try and try and it doesn't work and that's really painful and difficult and hard and sometimes you just have to set the boundaries where you have to set them for your own well-being and sometimes are those two twins behind that in the background there's the there's the person with red head and the identical person with the redheaded Bob did anyone else see that or was that just me anyway it's weird that the twins weren't sitting together like why were they sitting five seats apart maybe that's the boundaries that they had to develop emif in order to keep going to Chelsea games together we don't know we don't know their story but it can be really hard when people who are in your family are just are just people you cannot find a way to get along with and I'm a big believer oh it's got to be John Green off the post John Green with the goal oh it's John Green too John Green we hit the post for a second time and then somehow John Green finds a way to score its ball John Green two other John Green it's one nil we are putting ourselves in a position to go into a commanding five point lead at the top of the Premier League unbelievable scenes away from home in South London at Stamford Bridge look at that Omar sin Sun of Omar - John Green who just slams it against the crossbar and then who is there to put it away but other John Green who then disappears inside of the goalposts in in a move that was both impossible and beautiful it's not a great mustache but he is a great player his 11th goal in 20 Premier League games that's a pretty good return on on our investment in in the John greens thus far this season oh we're beginning to dream still a long way to go 18 games to go but it's hard not to dream of that elusive first and final Premier League title for the FIFA 18 Wembley WOM please just three short years after this game was released Roth oh we needed him and he was there so I think it's so context-dependent but what I'm gonna assume Emma that this is a situation that you know like so I really believe like in in in going to therapy and in trying to find what what what happened what well I'm sorry what happened but what can't I do anymore also why do I have gray hair what did I do let me see here Oreo baskets I'm sorry that's okay this that wasn't really a foul like I just I it wasn't my vein I and I and I slid a little further than I intended to I I don't feel like that recall required like a talking to from the referee oh no off the post that this game is just a just a lot of woodwork okay so like I I always recommend like talking this through with if you can if you're in a position to be able to to go to therapy like talking it through with with a professional because also sometimes there's a lot you can't see like that's just the nature of when you're inside of a relationship and it's inside of a family relationship that doesn't feel right or doesn't feel like it's working there may be there may be some stuff that you can't see or some strategies that that that you don't that you you know you don't know about and you're probably not going to learn about while watching FIFA but if it's a thing where it's just I was not offsides if it's a thing where you're just frustrated and or where you like maybe I mean I know a lot of people for instance like have big disagreements with their grandparents like I had big disagreements with my grandparents and there were times when my grandparents would say things that I found really really and I love my grandparents that they were they were really important people in my life and and but but there were times when they said things that I that I really disagreed with and and and found repugnant at times oh my god they're just absolutely that was that was a great goal and they just they just ran right through me it at the end of the first half the boys are gonna get an absolute shellacking at halftime because that's the kind of thing that we can't have we were just we were standing still and they ran right through us look at that it's just unacceptable is that questa questa instead of defending he just sort of vaguely reached out an arm yeah look at that he's just like if you don't mind not scoring no you gotta get your body in front of him questa questa you can't let him cut in sign on you like that and suddenly now it's 1:1 and it's back to a one-point lead at the top of the Premier League is so frustrating we're not gonna have time in this game in the first half here to do anything about that because it's already it's about to be half-time anyway shoot from distance shoot from distance did Courtois make a save there he did oh wow that was almost amazing we never score from corners we never score from corners you never score four corners oh we got another corner you never score from corners you never school from corners oh that guy was in the right place the right time oh god we didn't score Oh Sian's was in a really good position he was a little bit behind the ball and Courtois was able to make the same court was had a good game it's tight it's tight 1-1 game my point is that like learning how to disagree especially with authority figures like people who have authority in your life like your parents your grandparents like learning how to say like I don't agree with that but but still finding a way to engage in conversation and and and love each other and be around each other is hard work and that's always going to be hard work and it may be Emma that you're just like you know you're kind of new to that I don't know how old you are but it may be that you're that you're new to that work and I think it's it's sometimes harder work at first but it is always really really hard so sometimes we have sometimes sometimes in family relationships you can have an open and honest conversation where you could say like grandma it's so annoying when X or Y or Z like I really don't like it when you don't wrap up the the the life the cinnamon life cereal like we have we have I'm not asking you to like completely seal the box after you use the cinnamon life cereal but I would really appreciate it if you would at least like roll over the wrapper so it doesn't get stale quite so quickly this is an example from my own life and you can have that conversation and it's not going to be like catastrophic and nobody's gonna feel like they're you know their their worldview is being undermined and there are times when you can't have that conversation because you know people because people make it difficult or because you don't feel like you're you know in a position to have that conversation and that that's when it's really uncomfortable I think is when you when you don't feel like you can talk to someone honestly and I mean one of the challenges of those of those communication lines is that as they as they get severed or as they get uncomfortable they tend to get worse right like oh my god how did we not give up the goal there okay it's panic stations Emma alright okay take a breath John don't panic okay all right um okay I already brought on DIC oh where is Omar son son of Omar why did I why did I not put Omar sand son of Omar on the bench what was I thinking okay or maybe I did and I just brought on dick Oh in a panic I don't even remember how this game started I it's like at half time my brain reset and now I'm in a different I'm living in a different world I have to tell you that only about 5% of my brain power is going toward Thea at the moment like 95 percent of my brain power is been whirring right now I'm in a real I'm having a I'm experiencing a lot of simultaneous worries I'm gonna take off luoluo who has had a nothing of a game and I'm gonna bring on Vinny thrill and I'm gonna believe in my heart that Vinny thrill is gonna contain in his wisdom the key to success come on Vinny thrill you used to be young now you're older maybe today is the day that you prove why we hired you in the first place which was to score goals and make goals okay I don't I need some players to defend but not you you I need to score goals and make goals it's John Green it's John Green it's John Green it's Vinny thrill school Vinny thrilled everything about it but the finish was very good was there at least uh if you can't have a conversation see there she is again if you can't have a conversation Emma with your grandmother then I would encourage you to try to have it and if you can't have a conversation I would encourage you to try to have a conversation about the struggles with someone you trust whether that's a school counselor or if you have access to therapy through school with a therapist or if you can oh my god they're just running right past us it's like we're standing still or if you can talk to a psychologist or a therapist about this relationship I think it could be really helpful so that's my that that's that's my hope for for how it goes I'm always I'm always a believer in trying to trying to talk to the the people in our lives when we can but sometimes we can't and that's that's just the reality all right it's bald John Green he's on the ball he's trying to participate in some patient building up there's Vinny thrill there's okay okay okay shoot if any thrill oh my god why can't you do everything except for score I am also disappointed in you I can sense your disappointment and I share it I'm not bringing on Trotter I'm sorry he's just not good enough you can't bring on a 66 level skill player against Chelsea in the 72nd minute I'm going attacking I've got to believe that we can get something from this game I mean I'm we're getting something from it we're getting a point and it is true that the most important thing when you're away from home against the second-place team in the Premier League is not to lose but oh my gosh it would be so good to win it would feel so good and also it would just be such a promising development there that's good shoot oh my god Vinnie thrill there is no player in AFC Wimbledon history who gets himself into better positions and Vinnie through it's like his positioning is a hundred and his finishing is a zero like it's it's it really is astonishing it's so it's so hard to get yourself into those amazing positions and then it is even harder to somehow manage not to score from them all right oh okay well just a little reminder that dico also can't score okay come on boys we never score from corners we never score from foreigners come on somebody somebody mmm no okay that's not a bad position to get the ball back in No and then Vinnie thrill I'm gonna go ahead and not shoot with him can he get an assist is it gonna be Vinnie throw the assist machine no is it gonna be a no mount no dang it that was really good until the end oh no oh god he's so much faster than we are Oh God it's so much faster than we are why did we go attacking Oh No okay we can let's let's let's make this let's make this a come-from-behind 2-2 draw let's figure it out that was really bad Oh No why wasn't I happy with the tie I should have been happy with the tie I should have been happy with the tie was gonna be enough we were still gonna be winning the Premier League why did I go attacking Oh No I'm such a bad manager oh god I'm distraught all right can we get something do we have time for one more attack no okay I need I have to go into the locker room and apologize to the boys for mismanaging every aspect of that game and hope that somehow this doesn't you can see their ball John Green just the devastation hope that somehow this doesn't cost us the league that was a oh boy thanks for watching best wishes