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In which Hank Sings a Song, Pours Ice down his Pants, and Sweats a lot.

Winekone video (used with permission)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-rcjaBWvx0

LYRICS (approximate)
My eyes snap open it's two o' clock
I rip off my shirt my pants my socks,
something's wrong but I don't know what

Then I start to realize
There's sweat trickling down my thighs
and a fire between the matress and my butt

It's too HOOOOT
it's to hot in here
I'm gonna fall out of my chair
If I have another ice cold beer

I fogooooot
how much it sucks to sweat in bed
And I don't want to drink your Iced Tea
I think I'll take a bath in it instead
It's too hot.

Layin' on the floor with my clothes off
Silk boxer shorts and a wash cloth
Are the only things I'll let touch my skin today

Sprayin myself with an upside down air can
makin love with the window fan
Hopin' the mail man doesn't look in today

It's too HOOOOOT
It's too hot in this town
My will to live is melting
and that's what's got me down

It's too Hoooot
This whole state is on fire
I'm an endothermic organism
and that's why I perspire
It's too Hot

The United Nations
Says eleven thousand
People die of hotness each year

The burning sun
wants eleven thousand and one
It seems to be drawing near

Sweating in my basement all alone
watching hotness prevails by the wine cone
Sympathizing with my favorite youtube star

How could anyone be so deranged
To not believe in climate change.
It's 102 in Montana in the Dark

It's too HOOOOOT
I'm Doing a funny dance
Cause I bought a bag of ice cubes
andI put them in my pants

It's to HOOOT
It's too hot in here
Before I pass out
please pass me my beer
It's too hot.


HERE ARE A LOT OF LINKS TO NERDFIGHTASTIC THINGS:

Shirts and Stuff: http://dftba.com/artist/30/Vlogbrothers
Hank's Music: http://dftba.com/artist/15/Hank-Green
John's Books: http://amzn.to/j3LYqo

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Hank's Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/hankgreen
Hank's Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/hankimon
Hank's tumblr: http://edwardspoonhands.tumblr.com

John's Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/realjohngreen
John's Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/johngreenfans
John's tumblr: http://fishingboatproceeds.tumblr.com

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Other Channels
Crash Course: http://www.youtube.com/crashcourse
SciShow: http://www.youtube.com/scishow
Gaming: http://www.youtube.com/hankgames
VidCon: http://www.youtube.com/vidcon
Hank's Channel: http://www.youtube.com/hankschannel
Truth or Fail: http://www.youtube.com/truthorfail

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Nerdfighteria
http://effyeahnerdfighters.com/
http://effyeahnerdfighters.com/nftumblrs
http://reddit.com/r/nerdfighters
http://nerdfighteria.info/

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 Intro


(Brotherhood 2.0 intro)
Good morning, John, it's Wednesday, August 1st. It's Wednesday, which means that I have to sing a song. But first I would like to say "happy birthday" to Harry Potter... yesterday. It turns out that Harry Potter and I are the same age, so we would have been at school at the same time, but I don't think that we would have been in the same House. Someone asked and I think I probably would have been a Ravenclaw. But I would like to think that I would have stayed until the end.

 Song (0:35)


I wrote a lot of this song when I was lying in bed at two o'clock in the morning and I couldn't sleep for two reasons: one was because I had had too much caffeine; but the other reason is what this song is about.

My eyes snap open it's two o' clock
I rip off my shirt, my pants, my socks,
something's wrong but I don't know what.

But then I finally realize,
There's sweat trickling down my thighs
and a fire between the mattress and my butt.

It's too hot,
It's too hot in here.
I'm gonna fall out of my chair,
If I have another ice cold beer.

I forgot
how much it sucks to sweat in bed.
And I don't want to drink your iced Tea,
I want to take a bath in it instead.
It's too hot.

Laying on the floor with my clothes off.
Silk boxer shorts and a wash cloth
Are the only things I'll let touch my skin today.

Spraying myself with an upside down air can,
Making out with a window fan,
Hoping the mail man doesn't look in today.

It's too hot.
It's too hot in this town.
My will to live is melting,
and that's what's got me down.

It's too hot,
and my state is on fire.
I'm an endothermic organism
and that's why I perspire when it's too hot.

The United Nations says eleven thousand
People die of hotness each year.

But the burning sun,
it wants eleven thousand and one
but it's not gonna get me you hear.
No it's, not gonna get me.

Sweating in my basement all alone,
Watching 'Hotness Prevails' by The Wine Kone,
Sympathizing with my favorite YouTube star.

How could anyone be so deranged
To not believe in climate change
When it's 102 in Montana in the dark?!

It's too hot
And I'm doing a funny dance
Because I went and got some ice cubes
and I put them in my pants

It's too hot,
It's too hot in here
I'm probably gonna pass out
But please pass my beer,
It's too hot.

Spraying myself with an upside down air can...
Making love with that window fan...

 Ice down Hank's pants (3:26)


Yes: I actually poured the ice down my pants. Oh, there's actually -- and this is proof -- a piece of ice in my pocket I just found and has been sitting there while I edited this video! John, I'll see you tomorrow.