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(0:24) KatieContinues: Hey!

swordsmith4: Hi.

leshappydinosaur: Good morning.

Jane83Doe: Hi everyone.

followergerrard: Hello fellow followers.

Théo Evans: There is a YouTube series called The Art Assignment.

We Are St. Elmo's Fire: The most recent one was about this artist, Florian Rivière.

KatieContinues: They have this website...

Eoin Pluinceid: ...and it gives you a thing, a thing to do with that thing, and a place to do the thing with that thing that you have to do.

KatieContinues: A what, a how, and a where.

We Are St. Elmo's Fire: What, a how, and a where.

laufeyha: This week's art assignment was to go to whathowandwhere.com and follow the instructions you were given there.

DrivingOnWires: It's all things that are kind of pointless, but that's kind of the point; it's to, like, make you look at things differently.

We Are St. Elmo's Fire: So now I am going to do one of those things.

Jane83Doe: Let's play some What, How, and Where for Art Assignment 7.

(1:03) Text: ACT SCARED IN A LAUNDRY ROOM WHILE SLEEPING

Girl: [loud breathing]

Off-camera voice: [yelling] Wa-ha!

Girl: [screams]

(1:08) Text: SMILE IN FRONT OF A CAMERA IN SLOW MOTION

(1:13) Text: LEARN ABOUT THE WORLD IN FRONT OF A CAMERA AGAIN AND AGAIN

(1:18) Text: DIG IN A GLASS WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED

(1:21) Text: SWITCH SOMETHING OFF IN A LETTER WITH LEAVES

Text: ON

OFF

(1:26) Text: LISTEN IN YOUR CAR WITH YOUR SHADOW

(1:30) Text: CHEW SOMETHING ANYWHERE WITH RUBBISH

(1:34) Text: PLAY MUSIC IN THE FOREST WITH SHOES

[banging shoes on table]

Woman: [laughs]

Child: Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah

(1:42) Text: OBSERVE A SIGN ANYWHERE HOW YOU WANT

(1:46) Text: DRAW A CIRCLE IN WATER REPEATEDLY

(1:50) Text: SMILE ON CHAIRS REPEATEDLY

(1:54) Text: PLAY SOCCER ON A WALL WITH RUBBISH

(1:57) Text: PRETEND TO BE A BIRD SOMEWHERE ELSE WITH YOUR HAND

(2:01) Text: MAKE MUSIC IN A MUSEUM SINGING

Off-camera voice: [singing] Mahna mahna
Do do do do do
Mahna mahna
Do do do do

(2:05) Text: START A CONVERSATION ON A CHAIR WITH SHOES

How Peculeah: So tell me a little bit more about yourself. What kind of music do you like? Soul [sole]? [laughs]

(2:13) Text: TALK ON A CLOUD LOUDLY

Jane83Doe: To be or not to be on a cloud is a relevant aspect of this assignment.

(2:18) Text: REPEAT YOURSELF ON CAMERA WITH A STONE

nowiloveblackberry: In the middle of the road there was a stone. There was a stone in the middle of the road. There was a stone in the middle of the road there was a stone.

(2:27) Text: START NEAR YOUR HOME USING SOUND EFFECTS

Off-camera voice: bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah.

Who-shh, who-shh, who-shh.

(2:39) Text: TALK ON CAMERA WITH LEAVES

Text: I HAVE Nothing to SAY

(2:43) Text: DO NOTHING ON A BENCH AGAIN AND AGAIN

(2:49) Text: BRUSH YOUR HAIR IN SILENCE WITH RUBBISH

(2:52) Text: FILM YOUR PET ON THE INTERNET HOW YOU DON'T LIKE

(2:57) Text: WRITE A LOVE LETTER WITH WHAT YOU HAVE NEAR YOUR HOME

Text: LOVE YOU

(3:01) Text: CHANGE YOUR MIND ON A WALL WITH A PLASTIC BOTTLE

(3:05) Text: DRIP WATER IN FRONT OF A CAMERA SUPER SLOWLY

(3:09) Text: LOOK AT THE SKY IN A LONELY PLACE WITH RUBBISH

(3:12) Text: ACT SCARED IN THE CUPBOARD WITH A TRASH CAN

(3:17) Text: SWIM UNDER A TABLE SINGING

(3:21) Text: EAT AN ORANGE SOME PLACE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN BAREFOOT

(3:25) Text: TAKE THE NEAREST THING TO YOUR RIGHT WHERE YOU WANT WHILE READING

(3:29) Text: GO FOR A RIDE ON A STREET CORNER STANDING

(3:33) Text: MAKE NOISE ON A BENCH WITH A WOODEN STICK

[stick hitting wooden bench]

(3:36) Text: SWEEP THE FLOOR IN A MALL INTENTLY

(3:40) Text: DO WHAT YOU WOULDN'T NORMALLY DO ON A BENCH INTENTLY

(3:53) Text: HAVE A PARTY ON THE SIDEWALK ENERGETICALLY AND WITH SOUL

(3:56) Text: DRAW SOMETHING IN BED WITH YOUR HAND

(4:01) Text: HAVE A PICNIC WHERE YOU ARE WITH YOUR HAND

(4:04) Text: BLOW BUBBLES IN LAUNDRY ROOM EYES CLOSED

(4:08) Text: LEAVE A NOTE IN AN ALLEY UPSIDE DOWN

Text: STARS, HIDE YOUR FIRES
LET NOT LIGHT SEE
MY BLACK AND DEEP
DESIRES

(4:12) Text: BRUSH YOUR TEETH IN A CLOSET WITH SHOES

(4:14) Text: DO NOTHING ON THE INTERNET WITH ONE HAND

(4:16) Text: HAVE A PARTY IN A LETTER WITH INK

(4:18) Text: MAKE SOMETHING IN THE WATER WITH YOUR SHADOW

(4:20) Text: HIDE SOMETHING IN A SONG WITH YOUR HEART

Text: And anytime you feel
the pain, hey Jude,
refrain
Don't carry the world
upon your shoulders
For well you know that
it's a fool who plays it
cool
By making his world a
little colder

(4:22) Text: LISTEN TO THE WORLD THROUGH THE WINDOW ANGRILY

(4:24) Text: READ A BOOK UPSIDE DOWN IN SOMEONE ELSE'S SHOES WHILE HOLDING 2 CUPS

(4:26) Text: PAINT ON A WALL SLOWLY

(4:28) Text: LOOK AT THE SKY FOR 3 MINUTES ON THE INTERNET WITH SHOES

(4:30) Text: MAKE NOISE UNDER A TREE UPSIDE DOWN

[feedback from microphone and speakers]

(4:42) Text: SPEAK TO A TREE BADLY BY A SIDEWALK

Text: SPEAK TO A TREE BY A SIDEWALK BADLY

Dragonette Vlogs: Bist du ein Baum? Warum du nicht sprichst mit mir? [translation: Are you a tree? Why do you not talk with me?]

(4:53) Text: EXPLAIN YOURSELF FOR ONE MINUTE IN THE DARK

Off-camera voice: I am a woman, but I do not follow social norms. I swear, roar, squeal, cry, fight, celebrate, and love.

(5:02) Text: TELL A STORY ON A WALL BACKWARDS
Voice-over and text: The End...

The one-eyed queen sits quietly on the throne she fought so hard for.

The traitor is dead.

Bloody battle rages through the castle.

(5:19) Text: HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH YOUR HEART IN A LAUNDRY ROOM

Voice-over: I don't know about you, but I like to let it collect, to let it build to a wad of gum stuck in my throat. It's pointless, this waiting. The only thing I miss, really, is the smell of so many dryer sheets, and occasionally, I think of your stained palms. The thing you liked best about people was their backs. I only understand the bitter taste you were after. I like that too.

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(5:51) Text: EAT AN APPLE IN A TUB WITH AN UMBRELLA