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Hank Green and the Perfect Strangers AND
Driftless Pony Club AND
Harry and the Potters FEATURING
Rob Scallon and Andrew Huang
WILL BE ON TOUR IN MAY!

DATES AND TICKETS!!!
Monday 5/16
Lawrence, KS
Liberty Hall
644 Massachusetts St, Lawrence, KS
7pm
http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/060050774E8DCAAF

Tuesday 5/17
Dallas
The Door
2513 Main Street
Dallas, TX
7pm
https://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/1136407

Wednesday 5/18
Houston, TX
Super Happy Fun Land
3801 Polk St, Houston, TX
5pm
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hank-green-the-perfect-strangers-driftless-pony-club-harry-the-potters-tickets-24027708523

Thursday 5/19
Austin
TBD

Friday 5/20
El Paso
TBD

Saturday 5/21
Tucson. AZ
The Rialto Theater
318 E Congress St, Tucson, AZ
7pm
http://www.rialtotheatre.com/event/1128197-hank-green-special-guests-tucson/

Sunday 5/22
Anaheim, CA
Chain Reaction
1652 W Lincoln Ave, Anaheim, CA

Monday 5/23
San Francisco
Slim’s
333 11th St, San Francisco, CA
7pm
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hank-green-slims-mon-w-driftless-pony-club-harry-and-the-potters-rob-scallon-andrew-huang-tickets-24117176123

Tuesday 5/24
San Francisco. CA
Slim’s
333 11th St, San Francisco, CA
7pm
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hank-green-slims-tues-w-driftless-pony-club-harry-and-the-potters-rob-scallon-andrew-huang-tickets-24117348639

Wednesday 5/25
Los Angeles, CA
The Regent Theater
448 S. Main St.
Los Angeles, CA
8pm
https://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/1127969?utm_medium=bks

Thursday 5/26
San Diego
The Irenic 3090 Polk Ave
San Diego
6pm
http://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/1138181

W/O HANK GREEN:

Friday 5/27 TBD

Saturday 5/28
Salt Lake City, UT
Kilby Court
S., 741 W Kilby Ct, Salt Lake City, UT
5pm
https://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/1138879?utm_medium=bks

Sunday 5/29
Denver, CO
TBD

Monday 5/30
Omaha, NE
TBD

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H: Good morning John!
J: Wait, where do I stand? Here?
H: Yeah, y'know.
J: I seem a little dark.
H: I look great!
J: If we switch places, I bet you'll look a little dark.
H: Okay. Ka, I'm a lot more seeya- well y'know?

J: We're here in Los Angeles together for the DFTBA.com annual meeting.
H: Yeah, we're talking to all the people who help make that... that website work.
J: If you need T-shirts, posters, mugs, plushies... uh, keychains, check out DFTBA.com.

J: I'm a little concerned that you might be greying a little bit in the temples. Now I know that I am am almost full grey.
H: You are not in any way full grey.
J: I am the oldest YouTuber.
H: No...
J: I am the last... living... American YouTuber.
H: You are the last living American.

H: D'you want to know a true thing, John?
J: Yes
H: We talked about it on an episode of Dear Hank and John in the past-
J: That's our podcast.
H: -about how there were only two possible multiverse futures in which Donald Trump became the Republican nominee... and in one of them-
J: We are living in the worst timeline!
H: -and in one of them, it was because a meteor killed all but twelve Americans. But he still wasn't elected president.

H: Alright, John, we've got some questions from people. I got questions from Snapchat!
J: They snatted their questions and-
H: They snatted me some questions.
J: -and now we shall answer them.

H: This question is, 'what is your favorite form of the potato?'
J: (laughs) Oh, God, are we doing potatoes again?
H: No, that was -- I did not ask for potatoes -- no, this is completely unrelated.
J: Strongly, I have a strong preference for French fried.

H: The next question is... I dunno how to work my phone!

H: Do you like Snapchat filters?
J: I'm going to level with you. I don't know how to use Snapchat very well, but when I was in Jordan, our interpreter, Nita, sat down with kids and used Snapchat filters-
H: Yeah?
J: -and they were crazy about it.
H: I believe that.
J: They were laughing, they were screaming, they couldn't believe it, and I sat down next to them and I was like, 'actually, this is pretty amazing!'

H: How cute is this cat?
J: On a scale of, like, one to ten, I'm going to say... eight.
H: Yeah, it's a pretty cute cat.

H: Who would win in a fight? Andrew Jackshun, or Sheodore Rooshevelt?
J: Can you just say that right?
H: Who would win in a fight? Andrew Jackshun -- who... (laughs)

H: Should this young woman condition or shampoo first?
J: Oh, I always shampoo then condition.
H: I've never even heard of conditioning first.
J: I didn't even know that conditioning first was an option.
H: You're just going to wash out all the conditionment.

J: This nerdfighter asks 'would Vlogbrothers ever do a tour?'
H: Funny you should ask, because I'm announcing Hank Green and the Perfect Strangers tour today, right now, its happening, I just announced it!
J: Really? Wow, where are you guys going?
H: We're going to all of these places! There, I didn't have to remember. That was great.
J: Right. But you can also look at the link in the description-
H: Yeah.
J: -how to get tickets and stuff.
H: All the tickets are available now!
J: Yes.
H: And they're inexpensive! 'Cause... we're not that popular!
J: (laughs) And then Hank and I will probably go on tour sometime next year together.

H: What's your favorite food to eat when your sick?
J: Y'know Hank, it's an old favorite, and I know a lot of people feel this way, but I just -- I really enjoy Chloraseptic Max.
H: Oh, yeah, high calorie.
J: AH, yeah that just goes right into the back of the throat, where the strep is, and it just makes it not hurt.
H: Smells like a doctor's office.

H: Favorite Taylor Swift song?
J: We're going to do it on three. Ready? One, two, three,
Both: Shake it Off.
J: OH MY GOD WE SHOULD BE BROTHERS!

H: How goes the book-writing, John?
J: Uh, thanks for asking, woman with anglerfish. It's going. I'm writing.
H: What word are you on?
J: Um... you mean the last word that I wrote? I'll look.
H: (laughs) You found it.
J: I found the word! The word is coffee.
H: Alright, I know a little bit about your book!
J: It includes, uh, stirring milk into morning coffee, no less.
H: Oh. Do you think that that line's going to make it?
J: Um... fifty-fifty.
H: Alright.

H: Got another question, John. Can you show us your socks?
J: Yes! Dadudadudaduda!

H: If you were a kitchen appliance, what would you be?
J: I'd be a toaster oven. (pauses) You want to ask why?
H: Not really.
J: Well there's really no reason, I just love toaster ovens.
H: I'd be... an oven, because I'm reliable, and I'm hot.

H: You are reliable, hot, and inexpensive.
J: That's right.

(coughs)
H: I'm very sorry you're so sick, John.
J: Oh, Hank, I will see you on (continues coughing)