Jonny: Truth! Although we're not really sure where China's gonna find astronauts whose great-great-grandparents have never had any serious illness, like, for example, being dead.

Jory: Well, thanks for playing this episode of Truth or Fail, you might as well head on over to ideoproductions.com, just tell us how you did.

Jonny: Totally, and while you're there, make sure to subscribe, because the microwave show returns with brand new episodes on October 1st, all new season of blowing stuff up in the microwave, and it'll be a lot of fun.

Jory: I'm excited.
  
Jonny: Yeah. And finally, you can boldly subscribe where no one has subscribed before.
  
Jory: A lot of people have subscribed before.
  
Jonny: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
  
Jory: These aren't the droids I'm looking for.
  
Jonny: Alright. See you next time, folks. Thanks for playing.
  
Jory: (Lightsaber noise)
  
John: Hi, there, this is John Green of the Vlogbrothers, and you're watching Truth or Fail, YouTube's bonly game show. Bonly, of course, is a word that means probably only and definitely best, is an example of a lie, and that, my friends, is your job here at Truth or Fail. I tell you two purported facts, and then you use your little cursor to click on the truth or you fail. Now, you may be asking yourself, John, why are you wearing a zombified unicorn head? The answer should be obvious, I'm wearing a zombified unicorn head because I can.