Harriet (off screen): The fox is in the hen house, the fox is in the hen house!

Frank: Jane, I gotta run out...

Jane: Mr. Churchill, it's very nice of you to drop by.

Frank: I felt it was my duty to officially welcome you to the office.

Jane: That's very kind of you, especially considering that you don't work here.

Frank: Oh, but I do now.  Emma needed a cause, so I brought her one, that makes me a client.

Jane: I see and what's your cause?

Frank: Human rights.

Jane: Hm, any right in particular? Right to life, liberty, and the security of persons?  Or the right to recognition everywhere as a person before the law?

Frank: You really know your human rights.

Jane: I take them very seriously.

Frank: Are you saying I don't?

Jane: No, I'm saying there is a difference between working for human rights and raising money for them.

Frank: Every cause needs a backer.

Jane: And that's why I'm here. I just wish that every company that backed a charity actually believed in it.

Frank: (gasps) I wish that too.

Jane: I know you do. We worked together before, remember?  And what glamorous event is Emma Approved going to organize for their first cause?

Frank: Ah, since there's so many single, unattached people in this building, we are hosting a bachelor auction.

[Jane laughs]

Frank: What's so funny?

Jane: No one shall be held in slavery or servitude, slavery and the whole slave trade shall be prohibited in all their forms.

Frank: That's another human right? Whatever you say Jane, this event is going to be unforgettable.

Jane: I'm just glad I won't be in it.

Frank: We'll see about that.

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