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Video LP created by Alan Lastufka - http://www.videolps.com

Hank just wanted you to be able to listen to his whole album "This Machine Pwns n00bs" whenever you want...and be able to share songs as YouTube embeds whenever you wanted to share them.
Oh boys and girls, it's that time of year again,
It's time to show off all our generosity to our friends,
We've been waiting for three hundred sixty four,
Days in which we've been real good and done all of our chores.

But I think that it's important that we think of those out there,
To whom we do not give presents even though we really care.

Cause there's just one man who gets nothing each year
And it's certainly not because he's been bad,
How he longs to hear Santa's reindeer,
But he never has, and yeah, that makes him sad;
He never has, and yeah, that makes him sad.


You know, everyone thinks of Jesus on the eve of Christmas,
But no one ever thinks to put him on their list.
So Jesus gets nothing for Christmas,
Yes, Jesus gets nothing for Christmas.


When he was a boy, back in Galilee,
He never got presents; Christmas didn't exist, you see.
And now that he's grown, nobody guessed
That he wants that 24-piece metric drill bit set.

Jesus is a carpenter, you know that that is true,
And he's tired of using 2000 year old tools.

Just because there's just one man who gets nothing each year
And it's certainly not because he's been bad,
How he longs to hear Santa's reindeer,
But he never has, and yeah, that makes him sad;
He never has, and yeah, that makes him sad.

You know, everyone thinks of Jesus on the eve of Christmas,
But no one ever thinks to put him on their list.
So Jesus gets nothing for Christmas,
Jesus gets nothing for Christmas.


All he wants is World peace,
But he also kinda likes the look of that new Old Navy fleece.
And yeah, he wants to end violence and war,
But he also kinda wants to try out Grand Theft Auto IV.

He gets no milk and cookies like that fat Santa Claus does,
He's the reason for the season but he's always sad,

Because he is the one man who gets nothing each year
And it's certainly not because he's been bad.

How he longs to hear Santa's reindeer,
But he never has, and yeah, that makes him sad;
He never has, and yeah, that makes him sad.


You know, everyone thinks of Jesus on the eve of Christmas,
But no one ever thinks to put him on their list.
So Jesus gets nothing for Christmas,
Jesus gets nothing for Christmas.


Jesus just doesn't know what to do,
He doesn't want to seem like an ungrateful youth.
And the worst part is it's his birthday too,
And Jesus gets nothing for Christmas.