Hank: Hello and welcome to Hank and Katherine play-
Both: Super Mario Brothers Wiiii!
Hank: Uh
Katherine: Let's a go!
H: We just... *both laugh* We just beat an underground level.
K: Yeah, that was cool.
H: It was.
K: It was kind of shiny and crystally.
H: Yeah!  There there was all that, lots of that... amethyst. Blocks.  Giant blocks of amethyst.    We're gonna be rich.  Now, and uh, so now we're gonna play a Feelin' Lucky... game.
K: Oh dear.
H: With- with Toad, who is a mushroom.
K: Okay.
H: But also a man.
K: Also a person!
*Both laugh*
H: Sort of gender neutral, actually.
K: Yeah, he's a person.
H: Yeah, but not... really "he."
K: Yeah, kind of a...
H: What is Toad's... Toad sound like?
K: Woohoo!  No, I don't know.  I can't-
H: What are we doing?
K: We gotta pick one. Your turn Mario, pick one. Punch it.
H: Punch it! I got a fire flower.
K: I didn't.
H: You got a spinny hat. I got a... cold flower.  AWWWW, you suck. I suck, too!
K: OHHHHH cock and balls, we got nothing.
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