Fat Lucas? Fat Lucas? Fat Lucas? Fat Lucas!

I made a terrible error with ultra attack! Ricardo Bunsen Berna with a third degree Berna.

...screaming at each other - Oh, Ricardo Bunsen Berna finally saves off a header.

Oh no. Oh. Desperate times.

Oh no. Fat Lucas!? Oh, Fat Lucas!

Oh boy. We're in big trouble! We got a nice Berna there.

...sting that the, like, hip young people were into. L. Campunccino.

...he's them! Whoo. Ricardo Bunsen Berna laid out flat terrified the striker and we did not give up a goal.

Oh! What was that defense? No! Oh thank God for Ricardo Bunsen Berna.

...not happen again. And there was a nice save although we probably should have made that a little bit easier.

...just got to do it. No! D'oh. Third degree Bunsen Berna.

Oh no! Ricardo Bunsen Berna, I need you now more than ever and you deliver.

Fat Lucas!? Yes!

Fat Lucas!? That'll do. That'll do.

Um. Oh! We needed Fat Lucas and he was here for us.

They seem pretty dedicated. Oh, a fantastic save from Netscape inventor and Swindon Town goalkeeper Marc Andreessen.

... like to watch MinutePhysics. Great save! Huge save there.

...people. Oh. A third degree Berna is necessary again.

Fat Lucas! Ah! FAT LUCAS! FAT LUCAS! FAT LUCAS!

Oh no! Fat Lucas!? Fat Lucas! Thank you.

Oh gosh. Oh gosh. Ricardo Bunsen Berna.

D'oh! Fat Lucas with his massive girth causes Noble to miss.

Oh boy. Whoof. Good save.

...better. Do you see why that didn't go in? It's because Fat Lucas's massive width intimidated their striker to miss the goal.