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Ian Hecox: '@smosh is by far THE WORST YouTube channel out there! I can't believe how damn popular they are, for being as unfunny as they are. Mind Blown'.
Anthony Padilla and Ian Hecox: (snickers)

Michael Stevens: 'Vsauce is fugging terrible now'. Fugg you. (audience laughter) Fu- Fugger.

Lilly Singh: '@IISuperwomanII ur videos was worst'. (audience laughter) Well your English was worster. (laughter)

Mark Fischbach: 'Markiplier is the worst thing about humanity.' (audience laughter)

Ross O'Donovan: 'Fuck the game grumps, but also FUCK the game grumps amirite'. Probably right. (audience laughter)

Matthew Patrick: '@MatPatGT I think you'll fit right in here in Texas. We have a lot of annoying, unlikable, egotistical assholes here.' 

King Russell: '@kingsleyyy I'm tryna do homework shut up'. (audience laughter) If you're tryin to do homework, why the fuck are you on Twitter? (more laughter)

Jennifer McAllister: 'I just called jennxpenn an asshole #yolo'. I mean, let's be real. Who's the real asshole? I'm not the one saying #yolo. (laughter)

Harley Morenstein: '@HarleyPlays You are a fat loser and you have body odor. #schoolofrock'. (laughter by audience and Harley)

Jesse Wellens: 'Yo @Jessewelle your hair cut is terrible. The back is horrendous'. (laughter) Is it bad?
Jeana Smith: Yeah, it does look like shit.
Jesse: Fuck you. (more laughter)
Jeana: (laughing) Fuck you.

Burnie Burns: '@burnie You would remind me of a fatter Seth Rogen if you got some talent some how'. (audience laughter)
Gavin Free: Makes sense.

Mamrie Hart: 'Eat a dick @mametown'. Sorry, I just- I had a big lunch. (audience laughter) So...

Hank Green: 'I stumbled upon a @hankgreen video. And it was the most annoying thing that I have ever clicked on. And I thought his brother was a douche.'
John Green: (sighs) (audience laughter)

Tyler Oakley: 'Tyler Oakley is so annoying why does he think that every situation needs his shitty input fuck outta here hoe'. (audience and Tyler laughter)

Jus Reign:'This guy Jus Reign who makes vines and shit is not even funny some dead youte with some dead videos non of his videos has popped quit'. (audience laughter) I, I think this guy's having a stroke, so maybe we should... (more laughter)

Rhett McLaughlin: 'Why are Rhett and link always doing stupid shit like they're the white people my mom is thinking about when she goes "tsk... white people"'. (audience laughter)
Link Neal: We'll own that.

Anthony Quintal: 'Fuck you @LOHANTHONY your mother sucks cock in hell!' (audience laughter) Why don't you say that to her face?

Grace Helbig: 'Can someone tell me why that unfunny twat grace Helbig has a tv show. My taint is funnier and easier on the eyes. (audience laughter) Yes. Retweet, favorite, follow. This isn't my phone.

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