Intro World 4-block Mystery House Mad Dash
Hank: Hello and welcome to games with Hank. I am Hank.
Katherine: And I am Haaank. Oh, sorry.
Hank: Trying to hide?
Katherine: Well, no, I was like, coming out of your... I'm Hank too!
Hank: Yeah, it's my second head.
Katherine: You're a starfish! Oh, this one's got coins.
Hank: You're not a starfish, you're a star! ...fish.
Katherine: It's a house. Hmm.
Hank: Is it a starfish?
Katherine: Uh oh. Mystery house mad dash.
Hank: Quick, get in there. Quick!
Katherine: So mad!
Hank: I died.
Katherine: Yeah, you did. Where am I?
Hank: You did it. Me too.
Katherine: I got one star!
Hank: You got one star.
Katherine: It's never good if there's... No one cares about that, just give me the star.
Hank: Just give me the star. Good mad dash, Katherine. Oh, other way! This way. I died.
Hank: You're better than me. That was fun, except for the part where I was awful at it.
Katherine: Oh, dear.
Hank: Ohhh, man. I died.
Katherine: Oh, I left my crown behind.
Hank: It's OK, just keep going.
Katherine: I want my crown!
Hank: Alright, I'm out. I'm out, I'm here. I'm ready.
Katherine: Oh no, it's tiny. Oh god, oh god. Oh shoot! Yeah, Hank! Yeah, our skills...
Hank: Yeah we have different skills.
Katherine: Are complementary! Oh dear. Thank goodness.
Hank: You jump so far, you almost missed it. Alright. Uh oh. Nooo!
Katherine: How many stars do we got?
Katherine: Bounce. Bounce. Bouncy-bounce! Bounce on me. Bounce on my head, bounce on my head!
Hank: I had a different plan I was going to try and go back on to the thing.
Katherine: Now we got six.
Hank: You went right over it!
Katherine: I know. Luigi time.
Hank: Luigi time, man.
Katherine: I still have my crown.
Hank: Oh, good. We can go back there if we ever need a bunch more stars.
Katherine: Six stars is pretty good stars.
Hank: Six stars is great, yeah. That's really awesome. I feel good about that. It was fun too. A little stressful.
Katherine: Boop boop ba-doo, boop boop ba-doo, boop boop boop ba-doop boop boop! Is there any part of this game that's not stressful?
World 4-5 Spike's Lost City (2:35)
Hank: Uh, the part where you go into the little house and break a block and then there's coins?
Katherine: A bunch of stuff comes out. Sorry.
Hank: OK, trying to throw me right off!
Katherine: Brother-- (laughing) I wasn't!
Hank: Oh my god!
Katherine: I'm just pushing the run button, and you happen to be close to me, and it is also the picking up button... it turns out. Oh no! See?
Hank: Look at you, cleaning it up.
Katherine: (singing) Cleaning up the city, come get this kitty bell. Why would you want that when you could have a kitty bell? I mean, it's worth some points I guess, but really. Woah! Woah, woah! Woah no, I don't have the thing any more to kill them with. I don't like you, get away from me. I decided to go down this pipe.
Hank: I have a crown.
Hank: Yay! (?)
Katherine: (?) Alright.
Katherine: That was worth it. We lost a lot of coins.
Hank: I died.
Hank: Everything's worth it if you get a star.
Katherine: Get away from me! It's just coins? Stink that.
Hank: Why does it stop, it makes no sense.
Katherine: There's a little cup on the end that holds it on there.
Hank: Didn't see the cup. Go get it, yeah.
Katherine: Oh, thank god!
Katherine: I think I might not, but OK, I guess. Oh no, no, no, that's not going to turn out, no! Frickety!
Hank: Oh, I'm sorry.
Katherine: My hands are clammy again!
Hank: Re-clam-ified! Whatcha doing you little--?
Katherine: Why are you- (Laughs)
Hank: Oh! I thought that was a ramp!
Katherine: Oh my god. What? (Laughs) Oh my god, just miss all of them.
Hank: I didn't miss all of them.
Katherine: It's cool. I'll get these ones back here. Don't worry about it!
Hank: We were cooperating. Oh, this is going to be hard. This is not going to be fun, Katherine. Panic! Oh, I'm not coming back, man.
Katherine: Really? Yes you are, OK.
Hank: Oh I am. We got no more though.
Katherine: We're gonna watch it, see what's happening here. OK fine, let's just go.
Hank: Well once we're here, now we'll have more information.
Katherine: OK, yes. Hnng! Hnng-la-la-la-la-la! Fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh! Zigguh-zigguh!
Hank: Oh man.
Katherine: Oh dear. Yaaaay, we did the same bad thing!
Hank: It's really just asking for you to do that bad thing. It's really saying "Hey, this is the time to jump, jump now!"
Katherine: "Jump now, it's fine, you'll be fine. Don't worry about the big spiky rolling thing coming at you!"
Hank: It'll be fine, jump now! Oh, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah!
Katherine: That's no problem, don't worry about it!
Hank: Spike's Lost City. Eh. Eh?
Katherine: Is that guy named Spike?
Hank: This little guy?
Katherine: Yeah, this guy, what do you think? Is his name Spike?
Hank: Did we just start the level over again?
Katherine: Yeah, because we DIED.
Hank: oooh. we super like full-on died.
Katherine: Yeah. I don't see how this is helpful.
Hank: Seriously. That's not what I want right now, I want some fire flowers. You were climbing on the side of it!
Katherine: Was I climbing on the side of it? I need to know If I was touching it and I wasn't dying.
Hank: I think you were. Alright. Oh, man.
Katherine: Oh shoot. Are you kidding me? I forgot to push the right thingy. OK, uhm-- Great, this is not (sigh) Now we're back in this bad situation again!
Hank: Where we're tiny?
Hank: Yeah, it's not ideal.
Katherine: No it's really not. Can you not? I don't wanna-- I don't want to be with you.
Hank: I died.
Katherine: Great. Me too.
Hank: OK, good call! Let's do that!
Katherine: (laughs) OK just, yep, there you go, pause. Take a moment. aww shoot.
Hank: Well, I did the same thing as you.
Hank: I don't know why or how.
Katherine: I don't either.
Hank: Wow that is a big thing there, buddy.
Katherine: I should not have this because I cannot manage it.
Hank: Well, it's not useful. (groans)
Katherine: Oh god! (grunt) Why not?
Katherine: Should I go in here?
Hank: Yeah. Oh, man, this is so hard
Katherine: I was trying to come into the microphone (? 8:45)
Hank: I'll go to the right.
Katherine: See if I can just uhm-- well, great. I'm dead. I got his head, but the big spiky thing got me. And then I run into him and died, so cool. (sigh) Where am I? I did it again, great.
Hank: Not worth it!
Katherine: You kept your-- thingy.
Katherine: You're still a human-sized.
Hank: I am a human size person. For now. Well, see, not anymore.
Katherine: pffft. (laughs) They don't--
Hank: You can kick 'em. We have to get it together!
Katherine: OK. PAUSE pause pause. Look at-- I want to plan my run, here. OK, now I'm gonna go. Oh my god, I'm sorry. Jumped right on it, because of course I did.
Hank: Alright, well at least we got this now.
Katherine: I came back large? That's weird.
Hank: Yeah, that's been happening.
Katherine: It's cuz they're like "These kids can't play this game, let's give them an advantage here." Just over and then jump. Over it, then jump. OK. Oh crap.
Hank: (? 10:25)
Katherine: (groan) Fuuuuuudge.
Hank: (straining to not die)
Katherine: No! Oh no!
Hank: Really it's nice to have extra hit points on this level!
Katherine: Oh no!
Hank: Cuz you always land right on the roller thing, cuz it's always right in the middle right when you want to jump!
Katherine: Yeah. Why is it right in the middle of the jump? (singing) Panic party, panic party, panic party, party panic, panic. NO I DON'T WANT TO BE WITH YOU
Hank: Didn't mean to.
Katherine: Don't do it! No-
Hank: Oh! And I died!
Katherine: OK. I'm just gonna stand here for a little bit.
Hank: What!? How did I die?
Katherine: I don't know. I didn't mean toooo... pfft
Hank: We've now gotten to zero levels.
Katherine: This one's going fast! This one's going fast. Oh, OK get off! Get off!
Hank: Are you dead?
Katherine: I'm dead, there's zero lifes left so (stammering) Hopefully no more of those things. Hopefully so-- oh my god. No good at jumping.
Hank: I know. Whatever. Whatever! Who cares! Just head first, straight into that thing!
Katherine: 89 seconds, right in spike!
Hank: Alright. oh man, I got a cramp. Oh geez, that required thought. ugh.
Hank: OK. Thanks for watching this episode of games with Hank, I'm Hank. The game has been Super Mario 3D World. uh.. Hanks has been us, and--
Katherine: Clam town!
Hank: It's clammy up in here. whooof. whoof. Our cat's very cute.
Katherine: Oh my god. Give it a look, look at it if you can see it. Look at it. Look at it.
Hank: It had its head upside down.
Katherine: Cameo! What are you doing? (snaps)
Hank: What are you doing?
Hank: Whatcha doing kitty?
Hank: chaba-cha-chow. Thanks for watching. DFTBA.
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