Good morning John, and happy birthday.

As you can see, this message is coming to you from not just me, but also from over a thousand nerdfighters who have taken pictures of themselves doing the things that I did in a video that I pre-prepared for you. Those people then submitted images of themselves doing all of the things that I am doing right now, and with a little application that Sam Rudge and I invented, we're putting them all together into one video starring thousands of people to say one thing: Happy birthday, John. Yeah, it's pretty cool.

So, for example, I can reach over here and pick up a toy, and bring it back into the frame' and here I have a toy. Now it's going to be a different toy for every person who reaches for a toy, but assuming that all of the people who are doing this had a toy, they are now showing you their toy. And likewise, I can reach over here and show you my favorite book, and all of those people will then be showing you their favorite book, and I'm hoping that there's a lot of Harry Potters right over here, and I'm also hoping that there's some John Green books, and that there's not so many Stephanie Meyer books, if you know what I mean.

And, of course, since it is a birthday we're celebrating, it's important that I be able to show you a party blower. Now, this might not be a party blower, since I assume not everyone has party blowers lying around. You should have party blowers around, but I assume not everyone does so it may be just something long and cylindrical that's not a party blower like a pen, but no matter what it is, when I blow on it, it's gonna be a celebration.

But John, I think best of all is that I can hold up my happy birthday wishes to you, and people will be showing you their happy birthday wishes on this piece of paper. All they have to do is get a piece of paper, and draw their happy birthday wishes, and you will be seeing all their happy birthday wishes, and they're doing it because you're awesome, and because they like you. So John, from the bottom of my heart, and on behalf of all the people in this video let me just say thank you for being a great brother, for being a great video-maker, for being a great person, a great father, a great author, and now of course very rapidly I will be showing you all of the amazing birthday wishes that people sent you. "The day that you died was a good day.

Thousands of people wished you on your way. But instead of being sad to see you go, thousands of people starred in your birthday video, Oh! Goodbye thirty-two year old John.

You traveled a lot, and you got yourself a son. And yes, you taught Snooki all abut serial commas, and now you're thirty-three, French the Llama! You got really upset about Falcon Heene, and we found out you like pizza, and that became a meme.

And you and I went to X-Scape, and now lots of people made you llama birthday cakes. So, goodbye thirty-two year old John. You traveled a lot, and you got yourself a son.

And yes, you taught Snooki about serial commas, and now you're thirty-three, French the Llama! Oh, you and the Yeti did some home renovation, and we created VidCon, an awesome celebration. You got people to plant trees on my birthday, and we sent a plane to Haiti called DFTBA.

Oh, goodbye thirty-two year old John. You traveled a lot, and you've got yourself a son. And yes, you taught Snooki about serial commas, and now you're thirty-three, French the Llama!

Oh, the Netherlands almost won the World Cup, and the nerdfighters found you 'Gus the Bug', and you published a book with David Levithan, and Margo Roth Spiegelman traveled all throughout the land, Oh! Goodbye thirty-two year old John. You traveled a lot, and you've got yourself a son.

And yes, you taught Snooki about serial commas, and now you're thirty-three, French the Llama! Oh, now you're thirty-three, French the Llama-ah-ahww! Now you're thirty-three, French the Llama!

Now you're thirty-three, French the Llamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa--aaaaaaa--aaaaaa!"