I know that you guys have been waiting for the punishment. I'm finally going to do it, and I'm not excited about it. Ughhhhhh.

It occurs to me that you don't even know what the punishment is and the truth is I didn't know what this punishment was going to be until yesterday. But it was bestowed upon me by the suggestion of Nerdfighters and John Green alike, and now, I'm not even going to tell you what it is, I'm just going to do it. I'm just going to do it. I'm just going to do it. I'm just - I have got to stop saying that I'm going to do it and do it. I don't want to do it.

There's something going on all the time,
and it's something that I just can't define.
But when we're together online,
I want to tell the world I'm so happy that you're mine!

I'm a world wide web girl
in a world wide web world
and there is something I must confess.
I need a world wide web boy
with a world wide web toy,
this is my email address.

I'm chatting online with a fantasy guy,
I'm putting my heart on the line.
I'm hur-surfing the net just to see what I get,
it's only a matter of time.
There's something going on all the time (a little bump and grind),
something that I just can't define (so that you will be mine).
But when we're together online (have a real good time),
I want to tell the world I'm so happy that you're mine!

I'm a world wide web girl,
in a world wide web world
and there is something I must confess.
I need a world wide web world with a blah blah,
this is my email address, this is my email address.

(World Wide) la da de da de da (dot com) la da de da de da (web toy) la da de da de da la da de de da de da.

Do you want to have a good time online?
Do you want a good time online?

I'm a world wide web girl,
in a world wide web world
- there is something I must confess.
I need a world wide web boy
with a world wide web toy,
this is my email address, this is my email address,
this is - this is my email address!

Katherine totally walked right by while I was doing this. I don't think I'm the hardest person in the world to live with, but I'm definitely not the easiest. If you think that it is bad that you have to listen to that one time, first imagine me having to actually do that. And then, think about poor Katherine, who had to listen to every single one of the takes. And also the whole process of figuring out the chords and learning the song. And it's the day before her birthday! Ugh, what a bad way to spend the day before your birthday. I will ask if anyone want to say happy birthday to Katherine, that they that in their own special way. And if they would like to do that in a video form on YouTube that would be fantastic. You can send emails to her YouTube channel which is elfkwest. E-L-F-K-W-E-S-T. And if you want to send pictures or videos, and you can't upload it on YouTube you can send it to sparksflyup@gmail.com. She loves things that are cute. And she loves Ze Frank and Cute with Chris and Johnny Depp, particularly Captain Jack Sparrow. And cats, she loves cats. So if you want to work any of that stuff in, you can. Nerdfighters!

John will probably have a video up this weekend and you guys are definitely going to enjoy it whenever it does come out. He promised that he will do two in the next seven days. So that's good. He's been dealing with some stuff and he hasn't been able to make a video. And you will find out what that stuff is soon. Haha haha! John, I hope I see you this weekend.