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MLA Full: "December 5th: The Adorable Cannibal (PG-13)." YouTube, uploaded by vlogbrothers, 5 December 2007, www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxaMyJeObCg.
MLA Inline: (vlogbrothers, 2007)
APA Full: vlogbrothers. (2007, December 5). December 5th: The Adorable Cannibal (PG-13) [Video]. YouTube. https://youtube.com/watch?v=BxaMyJeObCg
APA Inline: (vlogbrothers, 2007)
Chicago Full: vlogbrothers, "December 5th: The Adorable Cannibal (PG-13).", December 5, 2007, YouTube, 04:00,
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BxaMyJeObCg.
In which Hank sings a fairly creepy song...and notes that other folks are now doing required songs on youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/vloglovers
http://www.youtube.com/songsfromahat

Lyrics:
You see I've got these problems
and no one can solve them
I'm embarrassed just to say it outloud
either I'm lovin' you the way I should love food or lovin' food the way I should love you
It's just who I am I'm not proud

CHORUS
but baby you look so good I want to sprinkle you on my food
and If I could I would eat you
Like a five year old eats glue
it used to be that my favorite things in the world were food
well they still are but now my favorite food is you.

We all love Chinese
Lo Mein and Snow Peas
Sezuan or Moo shoo
but I used to want to procreate
with every plate that I ate
and that's the difference between me and you

I couldn't reject sex even with bad tex mex
I once kissed a girlled kangaroo
Imagine jon belushi makin' out with sushi
well that was me before I met you

CHORUS

BRIDGE
Well I must conclude that when you're nude
and recently shampooed that my mood is more suited for you than food
my potatoes and carrots they need to be stewed
but I want to stew you too

CHORUS

Baby I promise not to eat you
though I can't stop wanting to
and I'll try to stop makin' out with food

You've helped me lose a lot of weight
and that's pretty great
just another reason I love you

CHORUS

CHORDS:
Just CGD the whole time...and then sliding the D up the neck for the segways. You can figure it out.



HERE ARE A LOT OF LINKS TO NERDFIGHTASTIC THINGS:

Shirts and Stuff: http://dftba.com/artist/30/Vlogbrothers
Hank's Music: http://dftba.com/artist/15/Hank-Green
John's Books: http://amzn.to/j3LYqo

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Hank's Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/hankgreen
Hank's Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/hankimon
Hank's tumblr: http://edwardspoonhands.tumblr.com

John's Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/realjohngreen
John's Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/johngreenfans
John's tumblr: http://fishingboatproceeds.tumblr.com

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Other Channels
Crash Course: http://www.youtube.com/crashcourse
SciShow: http://www.youtube.com/scishow
Gaming: http://www.youtube.com/hankgames
VidCon: http://www.youtube.com/vidcon
Hank's Channel: http://www.youtube.com/hankschannel
Truth or Fail: http://www.youtube.com/truthorfail

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Nerdfighteria
http://effyeahnerdfighters.com/
http://effyeahnerdfighters.com/nftumblrs
http://reddit.com/r/nerdfighters
http://nerdfighteria.info/

A Bunny

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Hank: Good morning John, it's Wednesday, December 5th. Two other people are doing projects similar to song Wednesday. Charlieissocoollike is doing it in the Vloglovers channel, and abby2r is doing it in her new Songs from a Hat series. I am very excited about both of these.

I wrote a song.

"You see I've got these problems
And no one can solve them
I'm embarrassed just to say it out loud
Either I'm loving you the way I should love food
Or loving food the way I should love you
It's just who I am; I'm not proud
It's just who I am; I'm not proud

But baby you look so good
I want to sprinkle you on my food
And if I could I would eat you
Like a five year old eats glue
It used to be that my favorite things in the world were food
Well they still are, but now my favorite food is you

We all love Chinese
Lo mein and snow peas
Szechuan or moo shu
But I used to want to procreate
With every plate that I ate
And that's the difference between me and you
Yeah that's the difference between me and you

I couldn't reject sex even with bad Tex-Mex
I once kissed a grilled kangaroo
Imagine John Belushi making out with sushi
Well that was me before I met you
Yeah that was me before I met you

But baby you look so good I want to put you in my barbecue
And if I could I would eat you
Like a five year old eats glue
It used to be that my favorite things in the world were food
Well they still are, but now my favorite food is you

Well I must conclude that when you're nude and recently shampooed
That my mood is more suited for you than food
My potatoes and carrots, they need to be stewed
But I want to stew you too
Yeah I want to stew you too

Oh baby you look so good I want to put you in my stew
And if I could I would eat you
Like a five year old eats glue
It used to be that my favorite things in the world were food
Well they still are but now my favorite food is you

Baby I promise not to eat you
But I can't stop wanting to
And I'll try to stop making out with food
You've helped me lose a lot of weight
And that's pretty great
It’s just one more reason I love you
That’s just one more reason I love you

But still, you look so good
I want to sprinkle you on my food
And if I could I would eat you
Like a five year old eats glue
It used to be that my favorite things in the world were food
Well they still are, but now my favorite food is you"

John, I fixed the newsletter. Anyone can now sign up, and people who haven’t received a confirmation email will soon. See you tomorrow.