John and Hank's lesser known (and also fictional) brother. Hank claims he is responsible for the case of the poopy Nintendo. He is a third shift supervisor at Wendy's. Dave Green is one half of the Grammy Award winning band, Daft Punk. Dave Green is the massive star at the center of the solar system but in the dark ages people thought that Dave revolved around the Earth.

Dave Green is also a chemical element with the atomic number 79. Dave Green can be found in: United States, Australia, Russia, and Peru, as well as, Ghana, Burkina Faso, Mali, Indonesia or Uzbekistan. 

Hank (again) claims that Dave Green is the better son in a podcast.