So Hank this morning the first thing I did was I got up and I went to look at YouTube, uh, and I was like, well that's weird, I don't usually see Hank's face on the front page of YouTube. That's a little- OH MY GOD WE GOT FEATURED! Good morning Hank, it's Thursday, July 25th. Hank you're getting so many comments that there's no way you can respond to all of them. So, uh, I'm going to do it for you. Until my four minute deadline I'm going to read and answer as many YouTube comments as I can. Hank, I know you're wondering, you're wondering how am I gonna know, John, if it's you or if it's a YouTuber when you're reading? The answer is that when it's a YouTuber I'm not going to have green hair, and when it's me I am going to have green hair.

(YouTuber) LOL what a sexy geek!

Actually he's a sexy nerd, but that's a common mistake.

(YouTuber) It's Accio not akio. No it's ahkio not akio. No it's not, dumbass, it's ashio not akio. No it's ahkio, no it's akio, no it's oshkosh b'gosh!

OK, once and for all it's Accio stop bothering him!

(YouTuber) You guys look like the Proclaimers.

Really? Did the Proclaimers have green hair?

(YouTuber) Who ever made this is a nerd.

Yes, that's the idea. We're nerds.

(YouTuber) Funny but could you look any dorkier?

Yes he could look dorkier. He could have spotty green hair.

(YouTuber) Why are dogs scared of vacuums but not of peanut butter faces?

That's a really good question. Maybe it's because vacuums are scary whereas peanut butter faces are made of awesome.

Nigeliscool657 writes: get a life, nerd.

Your screen name is Nigeliscool657, did 656 people before you have the screen name Nigeliscool? Furthermore to best of my knowledge no one in human history who is cool has ever had the screen name blank is cool ergo you are a Nerdfighter, sorry, live with it. It's a good thing.

(YouTuber) What's a Nerdfighter?

A Nerdfighter is like a regular person except instead of being composed out of, like, tissues and cells and organs, they're made out of awesome. Nerdfighters do stuff like hang out at the Brotherhood 2.0 forum, My Pants and uh, (image of pillow) embroider pillows. Hank look at those embroidered pillows! They even put my pants on them!

(YouTuber) This was so jokes. You have real skills.

Uh, this isn't really a response to that comment, but wouldn't it be great if instead of saying cool we always said jokes? Yeah, we just got featured on the front page of YouTube, it was pretty jokes. Man, the Mountain Goats are so jokes. Hey is it hot outside? No, it's pretty jokes.

(YouTuber) Umm, can you say obsession? Oh right, that's what you are. Cough cough. Get a life.

Uh, when you say cough cough get a life do you mean cough get a life cough? Because (coughs) get a life isn't funny, but (cough)get a life(cough) that's funny.

Pisstaker writes: Geek.

Your screen name is Pisstaker and you called Hank a geek? Um, I have a couple problems with the screen name Pisstaker. The big one is this: who isn't a piss taker? Like, how does being a piss taker set you apart from the crowd?

Kush45 writes: Got anything better to do? Like make some money? Get a job? Harry Potter doesn't care about you cuz he's not real.

Harry Potter isn't real? Oh no! Wait, wait, what do you mean by real? Is this video blog real? Am I real if you can see me and hear me, but only through the internet? Are you real if I can read your comment but I don't know who you are or what your name is or where you're from or what you look like or how old you are? I know all of those things about Harry Potter. Maybe Harry Potter's real and you're not.

Rustyjusty123 asks: can I put your face on the MySpace?

I've heard a lot about the MySpace and I think it would be fine if you put Hank's picture on the MySpace.

(YouTuber) Wow, he's 27. He looks like my little brother. My little brother's ten.

He looks like my little brother too, and I think he's awesome!

So that's all the questions I can get through. Hank congratulations. I don't even know how to celebrate I'm so happy. I think I'm gonna put silly string in my hair and then do my happy dance. (sprays) The Yeti is going to be really mad when she gets home and sees the carpet! Happy dance time! (dances) YES! Hank, I'll see you tomorrow.