A drink made by John himself (as a punishment) in which the burger, set of fries, and drink are blenderized. In John's case, the drink was orange flavored, and the video of him eating it was uploaded on August 14, 2007.

Soon after, Hank conducted a secret project for John's birthday. It involved nerdfighters blenderizing cake and eating it whilst wishing John a happy birthday as a reference to the blenderized happy meal.